A wife arrived home and found her husband in bed with another woman. With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged him out of the house, into the tool shed in their back yard and put his penis in a vice. Securing it tightly and removing the handle of the
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?””I’ll bet you want me to come into your bedroom,” a male voice whisperedhuskily, “…undress you, lick you from head to toe and make love to you untilmorning.””Geez,” the woman replied, “you can tell all that from two
A mean horseman went into a saddler’s shop and asked for one spur. “One spur?” asked the saddler. “Surely you mean a pair of spurs, sir?” “No, just one,” replied the horseman. “If I can get one side of the horse to go, the other side is bound to come
With their 30th wedding anniversary approaching, Ron asks his wife, Sylvia, what she wants to celebrate the occasion. “Would you like to have a new mink coat?” Ron asks. “No, not really,” Sylvia responds. “Well, how about a new Porche?” asks Ron. “No, thanks,” Sylvia replies. “What about a new
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary. The husband yells, “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads, ‘Here Lies My Wife – Cold As Ever.’” “Yeah?” she replies. “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads, “Here
John invited his mother over for dinner one evening. During the meal, she couldn’t help but notice how attractive his roommate Judy was. She had been suspicious of a relationship between her son and his roommate for quite some time, but this only made her more curious. She watched the
You said this horse could jump as high as a ten foot fence and he can’t jump at all. Well neither can a fence!