Two guys are talking: (1) – I’ve bought a tour to my mother-in-law. (2) – Your mother-in-law???!!! (1) – Why not, to Bagdad.
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a computer? A: You only have to punch information into a computer once. Q: What’s the Blonde’s cheer? A: ” I’m blonde, I’m blonde, I’m B.L.O.N….ah, oh well.. I’m blonde, I’m blonde, yea yea yea…”
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup, he doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, “Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don’t do the following, your husband will surely die.” “Each morning, fix
A guy rings work and says “I can`t come in to work today as I`m sick”The voice at the other end asks “How sick are you ??”The guy says “Well I`m in bed with my 12 year old son !!”
Two friends: – I heard that you have founded a musical band. – Yes, it is a quartet. – How many are you? – We are three. – Three? – Me and my brother. – You have a brother? – No, why do you ask?
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife,”Mother of Six ” in spite of her objections. One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it’s time to go home and wants
One afternoon, a man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. “Why are you eating grass?”, he asked one man. “We don’t have any money for