Q: Did you hear about the blond skydiver? A: She missed the Earth!
Two old men were fishing off a bridge as they had done daily for many years. Suddenly a funeral procession came down the road. The one old man reeled in his line, lain down his pole, faced the street and bowed his head until the procession had passed. He then
After their love-making session the young bride asks her husband “Wasmaking love to me really the same as making love to Marilyn Monroe?””Yes, she’s dead to!””Was making love to me really the same as makinglove to Marilyn Monroe?””Yes, she’s dead to!”
Abraham wanted a new suit, so he bought a nice piece of cloth and then tried to locate a tailor. The first tailor he visited looked at the cloth and measured Abraham, then told him the cloth was not enough to make a suit. Abraham was unhappy with this opinion
Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. His curiosity getting the
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other at thelocal bar. One said, “Heard ya went to the big city Jeb.” Hisfriend replied, “Yep. Even tried me out one of those ‘loosewomen’ ya always hear about.” “You don’t say.” said the firstman. “Bet that was costly.” “Nope.” Jeb