Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote? A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.
A student comes to a young professor’s office. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly. “I would do anything to pass this exam.” She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes. “I mean..” she whispers, “..I would do ANYTHING!!” He returns
How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb? Third as many as for a regular bulb.
Q: Why can’t blondes put in light bulbs? A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: “For Women Only.” Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in. The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. “We have 5 floors.
Did you hear about the hooker that had herappendix taken out?Now she does business on the side!
How do you weigh a whale? On Whale Weigh Scales.