So one sperm says to the other “When do we get to the ovaries?”The other replies “Ovaries! We’re not even past the throat yet!”
A blonde suspects that her boyfriend is cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment that same day, with the gun in hand. Sure enough, when she opens the door, she finds her boyfriend in the arms of a redhead. She points
A woman and her lover are in bed together when hubbie comes home. The woman jumps up, shoves the guy in a corner of the bedroom, rubs him down in baby oil and covers him in talcum powder. ‘Don’t move! You’re a statue!’ The husband comes up to the bedroom
A man, being on top of a woman, says after a while: “Honey, your tits are too small, and your boxis too tight,””Get off my back, dear!” she replies
An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary. “Let’s have a party, Homer,” she suggested. “Let’s kill a pig.” The farmer scratched his grizzled head. “Gee, Ethel,” he
Q: Why is the blonde’s brain the size of a pea in the morning? A: It swells at night.
Showing his friend around his his home, Jennings pointed out all of the collectibles he and his wife had acquired over their long years of marriage. “The day before I die, I’d like to sell every piece we’ve got just to see how much it’s all worth.” “Well,” his friend