97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says “Doc, I think I’m impotent.” Doctor sits himdown and begins the standard speech he gives to seniorcitizens, about how as the body ages bodily functionsslow down and it is completely normal to suffer somedecrease in sexual desire. How the
Bill and Steve are enjoying a beer and discussing the possibility of love. “I thought I was in love three times,” Bill says. “Thought?” Steve asks. “What do you mean?” “Three years ago, I cared very deeply for a woman who wanted nothing to do with me,” Bill says. “Wasn’t
One day 2 blondes decided to drive to Disney Land. When they saw a sign that said ‘Disney Land left’ they turned around and went home.
A doctor and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, “And you are no good in bed either,” and storms out of the house. After sometime he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and calls home.
How does a group of dolphin’s make a decision? Flipper coin!
How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but 200 applied for the job.
A blonde comes home from a day of shopping and discovers that her house is on fire, so she calls the fire department on her cell phone. “Please state the nature of your emergency,” says the operator. “Help! My house is on fire!” the blonde replies. “Okay, where do you