Q. What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios? A. Donut seeds.
A suspicious husband hired a private eye to check on the movements of his wife. In addition to a written report, the husband wanted a video of his wife’s activities. A week later, the detective returned with a film. They sat down together and proceeded to watch it. Although the
A girl walked over to her neighbor’s for her morning chat session. When she got there, her neighbor remarked how tired she looked. “Yeah” she said, “I didn’t sleep well last night, I had this really strange dream.” “Do tell” said her neighbor, pouring the coffee. “Well, I dreamed I
Q. What is eternity? A. When 4 blondes meet at a 4-way-stop-sign-intersection!
A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for . The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver’s license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very
How do you make love to a fat girl?Roll her in flour and go for the wet spot.
Three friends were stranded on a desert island. After several weeks with no food and no drinking water, they were beginning to lose heart. Suddenly, a bottle floated into the shore and a beautiful genie popped out. She said “I have three wishes to grant. Each of you gentleman can