Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper? A. Yes, if you wrap an iron in it.
Q. If a blonde and a brunette were falling off a building, who would hit the ground first? A. The brunette because the blonde would stop for directions.
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man’s tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday. How is she now ? She’s fine. But, the dog died.
A blonde was going on a plane trip to New York. When the attendant came by and asked for her ticket, she told the blonde,”I’m sorry. Your ticket isn’t for first class. Could you please move to your seat.” The blonde replied,”Im blonde, I’m beautiful, and I’m going to New
AMEN The only part of a prayer that everyone knows. BULLETIN Your receipt for attending Mass. CHOIR A group of people whose singing allows the rest of the congregation to lip-sync. HYMN A song of praise usually sung in a key two octaves higher than that of the congregation’s range.
An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new pair of glasses. The Captain looked in his book of record and said, “But you just got a new pair last month!””Yes sir, b.. b.. but I got them b..broken in an accident,” stammered the private.”Accident, what kind