Mother: Fred, why did you put a slug in your grandma’s bed? Fred: Because I couldn’t find a snake.
Q.Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory? A. She kept throwing out all the W’s.
This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates. He has to wait to be admitted, while St. Pete leafs through his Big Book. He’s checking to see if the guy is worthy of entry or not. Saint Peter goes through the books several times, furrows his brow, and says to the
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age,rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about courting fromother boys and he wondered what it was and how it was done.One day he took his questions to his mother, and she becameflustered. Instead of explaining things
If they made a movie starring the Loch Ness monster and the great white shark from Jaws, what would the movie be called? Loch Jaws.
Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A. The 1995 Hide and Seek World Champion.
Q. What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A. A rebel without a clue!