A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an examination to determine the cause of the daughter’s swollen abdomen. It only took the doctor about 2 seconds to say, “Gimme a break, lady! Your daughter is pregnant!” The mother turn red with fury, and
Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws? It costs an arm and a leg to eat there!
After a visit to the circus, Geoff and Don were discussing the thrills and marvels they had seen. “I didn’t think much of the knife thrower, did you?” said Geoff. “I thought he was great!” enthused Don. “Well, I didn’t,” said Geoff. “He kept throwing those knives at that soppy
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a deserted island together. The island is 20 miles from the nearest inhabited island so they all decide to try to swim there. The redhead makes it 10 miles, is exhausted, gives up, and drowns. The brunette makes it
People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark. The preacher says, “I’d like to ask Bubba to help take up the offering” and five guys stand up. The restrooms are outside. Opening day of deer season is recognized as an official church holiday. A member of the church requests
This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus stop.An old guy is sitting in the parking lot in his car. He drives over andsays he’ll give her a ride home.On the way he looks her over and says “You’re a pretty good looking oldbroad.
Q. Why do bakers work so hard? A. Because they need the dough