Three guys are discussing women.”I like to watch a woman’s tits best,” the first guy says.The second says “I like to look at a woman’s ass.”He asks the third guy “What about you?”.”Me? I prefer to see the top of her head.”
Q. How did the blonde die ice-fishing? A. She was run over by the zambonis machine.
It had been raining for days and days, and a terrible flood had come over the land. The waters rose so high that one man was forced to climb onto the roof of his house. As the waters rose higher and higher, a man in a rowboat appeared, and told
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist.The doctor took one look at this woman and all hisprofessionalism went out the window. He immediately told her to undress. After she haddisrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. Doingso, he asked her, “Do you know what I’m doing?” “Yes,” she
Where do sharks come from? Sharkago!
Did you hear about the ghoul’s favorite hotel? It had running rot and mould in every room.
Q. Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A. You can park in the handicap zone.
