A gang of witches broke into a blood bank last night and stole a thousand pints of blood. Police are still hunting for the clots.
Q. Why do blondes have more fun? A. They are easier to keep amused.
A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of the trophy room were stolen. The police are looking for a man with a claret + blue carpet. The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow White runs to the
Husband: Want a quickie?Wife: As opposed to what?
A magician was employed by a Shipping Line to entertain the passengers during cruises. The captain owned a parrot which always insisted on being part of the acts put on by the magician. He would perch on the edge of the stage and screech, “He does it with a mirror”
Q. What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear? A. “Thanks for the refill!”
Can u believe what people do in the church these days? I was in the church listening tothe priest’s sermon when i saw a guy smoking cigarettes inside the church. I was so amazed that i didn’t know when the bottle of beer i was holding fell on the floor.