Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said “Please give me aprescription for the Pill.””I don’t think you need the Pill at your age.””It relaxes me.””But you know the ‘purpose’ of the Pill. It’s not forrelaxing,” exclaimed the physician.”I know,” said Mrs Ogden, “but my daughter dates, and everymorning I
Q. How do you drown a blonde? A1. Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool. A2. Stick a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.
Did you know that the night Santa first met his futurewife he uttered the now famous words: “Yes, that is a candy cane in my pocket, and I am glad to meet you.”
If a hungry shark is after you, what should you feed it? Jawbreakers!
At the scene of a bank raid the police officer came running up to his inspector and said, “He got away, sir!” The inspector was furious. “But I told you to put a man on all the exits!” he roared. “How could he have got away?” “He left by one
Q. Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall? A. To see what was on the other side.
Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge. One looks up and sees a funeral procession starting across the bridge. He stands up, takes off his cap, and bows his head. The procession crosses the bridge and the man puts on his cap, picks up his rod and