There was a man who traveled all around the world. Every city he stopped in he would buy something for his mother and send it to her. On one such stop he found a parrot that spoke thirty different languages. He immediately bought it and sent it home to his
At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge.The judge said, “State your name, occupation, and the charge.”The defendant said, “I’m Sparks, I’m an electrician, charged with battery.”The judge winced and said, “Bailiff! Put this man in a dry cell!”
The confused young man couldn’t decide whether to marry Kathryn or Edith. Try as he might, he just could not make up his mind.Unwilling to give up either, he strung them along for far too long. This indecision continued until both young women got tired of the situation and left
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?How many can you afford?
A New York lawyer sent gifts to many of his clients.The gifts were sleeves of golf balls, suitably inscribed with the donor lawyer’s name.One of the recipients sent an e-mail of thanks back to the lawyer saying, “That’s the first time I’ve ever had a lawyer buy the balls.”
A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does he have left to live. The doctor did not want to lie so he told him that he wouldn’t make it through the night. So the person calls for his lawyer and asks him to come
One day 3 men went to a shrine to ask the Father for forgivness.The first man went to the Father and said: ” Father, Father I have sinned!” Father: “What have you done?” The first man:” I have lied!” Father: “Drink the Holy water and you will be saved.” And