Q. How do you confuse a blonde? A. Put her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner.
It is a violation of the law to sell or distribute drugs or narcotics without having first obtained the appropriate Iowa drug tax stamp. A man with a moustache may never kiss a woman in public. Kisses may last for no more than five minutes. One-armed piano players must perform
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend reassured me that I won’t forget it, cuz sex islike riding a bicycle.I know it’s been a while, but I don’t ever remember pedaling…
Are shellfish warm? No they’re clammy!
Bank manager: I’m sorry, sir, you can’t open an account with this sort of money. They’re wooden pieces! Lumberjack: But I only want to open a shavings account.
Q. Why did the blonde get so excited when she finished the jigsaw puzzle after only 6 months? A. Because on the box it said: From 2-4 years.
A woman, while touring a small South American country was shown a bullfight. The guide told her, “This is our number one sport.” The horrified woman said, “Isn’t that revolting?” “No,” the guide replied, “revolting is our number two sport.”