One day, a blonde and her friend were walking through the park. Suddenly, the blonde’s friend said, “Oh, look, a dead birdie!” The blonde looked up and said, “Where?”
It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying sufficient supplies of food and drink. It is illegal to wear pants that are “firm fitting” around the waist. Getting married on a dare is grounds for an annulment
The aged patient doddered into the doctor’s office with a serious complaint.”Doc, you’ve got to do something to lower my sex drive.””Come on now Mr Peters,” the doctor said, “your sex drives all in your head.””Thats what I mean, you’ve got to lower it a little.”
Dad, did you manage to fix my toy? No, it’s not broken, the battery’s flat. Well, what shape should it be?
Q. How do blonde brain cells die? A. Alone
Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging. It is considered an offense to shower naked. You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers. It is illegal to block any traveled wagon road. Women may
A man went in to the bank and asked to see the man who arranged the loans. ‘I’m sorry, sir,’ said a cashier, ‘the loan arranger is out to lunch.’ ‘Can I speak to Tonto, then?’ asked the man.