It was so hot when we went on holiday last year that we had to take turns sitting in each other’s shadow.
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working? A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.
Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime. Illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds. You may not fish on a camel’s back. Residents may not fish from a giraffe’s back. A person may not be seen in public
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He decided to stick it out for one more year!
Did you hear about the man who jumped in the Hudson River? He committed sewercide.
A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going back and forth till someone with a cell phone called the police. A police officer pulled the car over. A blonde rolls down the window and says, ” Officer, I’m so
No person shall sell, exchange, offer to sell or exchange, display or possess living baby chicks, ducklings, or other fowl or rabbits which have been dyed or colored – nor dye or color any baby chicks, ducklings or other fowl or rabbits – nor sell, exchange, offer to sell or