Q: How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Three. One to screw it in, one to watch, and one to shoot the witness.
Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms? A: They’re too hard to peel.
Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly is in session. Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs. Signs are required to be written in English. You have the right to commit simple battery if provoked by “fighting” words. No one may carry an
Clown: Why are you wearing such a large shirt? Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.
Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk? A: The cow fell on her.
Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears. All residents may be fined as a result of not owning a boat. Within the limits of any public park, it is unlawful to annoy any bird. (SEC. 10-1.2)
A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding, one of his friends says to him, “How the hell do the two of you have sex?”The big guy says, “I just sit there, naked, on a chair, she sits on top, and I bob her up and down.”His