You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour. In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce. It is illegal to dispose of used razor blades. You cannot buy any alcohol after 8pm or on Sundays. The marriage of
The guy considered himself lucky to have been able to attractand bed such a luscious looking dish. He was even consideringtrying to establish a relationship instead of just a one nightstand. But he couldn’t help but wonder why she wasn’t alreadyin one.”I can’t help feeling that we’ve met before.” he
Did you hear about the whale who couldn’t keep a secret? He was a blubber mouth!
Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a farmhouse, and before he could react, a cat ran out in front of him and*splat*… he flattened the cat. Out of kindness and consideration, he stopped, turned around and drove back to the farmhouse to notify
A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly, “Awww, look at the dead birdie.” The blonde stops, looks up, and says, “Where?”
The English language is not to be spoken. You may be arrested for vagrancy if you do not have at least one dollar bill on your person. You must contact the police before entering the city in an automobile. You may be convicted of a Class 4 felony offense, punishable
A man is driving down the freeway when he sees a sign thatsays; “Get gas and free sex here”. So obviously the guy wasinterested, so he stopped, filled up went inside to pay.”Pick a number from 1 – 10 to get free sex.” said the cashier. “Uh, okay, 3!” the