Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach.One said to the other “Hey get out of my son!”
The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple’s house. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house to see her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door. “What are you doing?” the mother-in-law asked. “I am waiting for my husband to come home from work.” the daughter-in-law replied. “Why
Q: How does a blonde kill a fish? A: She drowns it.
Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses. It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence. No liquor may be sold on Sundays or election days. (Repealed) It is illegal for liquor stores to sell food or grocery stores to sell any alcohol except beer that
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other at a bar gettingdrunk. The man turns to the woman and asks her why she’s so down.”My husband just left me. He said I’m too kinky in bed,” she said.”What a coincidence! My wife just left me,” said the
Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law.
Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird? A: She threw it off a cliff.