Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley? A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.
In Fairbanks it is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose. While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited. It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane. It
How do you get Visual Aids? – From a nasty poke in the eye.
One goldfish to his tankmate: “If there’s no God, who changes the water?”
A young banker decided to get his first tailor made suit. So he went to the finest tailor in town and got measured for a suit. A week later he went in for his first fitting. He put on the suit and he looked stunning, he felt that in this
Q: Did you hear about the blonde that invented the solar flashlight?
You may not have more than two dildos in a house. Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony. This goes back in the days of the Wild West. There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus. When being attacked by