Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about in the deep water. Unable to swim, the man screamed for help. A trout fisherman ran up. The man said, “My wife is drowning and I can’t swim. Please save her. I’ll give you a hundred
Q: Why do blondes always die before help arrives? A: They always forget the “11” in “9-1-1”.
Geez, what died in here? He looks natural but those shoes do not go with that dress. Nice service…where’s the keg? When did he die…really…hey Bob, you won the pool!!! Hey, we’re with the Publisher Clearing House Prize Patrol and we’re looking for…oh, never mind. Don’t look now Fred but
Q: Why did the clown wear loud socks? A: So his feet wouldn’t fall asleep.
Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots? A: Flattered.
The engine’s being held on by duct tape. You see the Gorilla from those old Samsonite commercials running loose up and down the aisles. In-flight movie has “Ernest” in its title. Pilot informs you that you’re at cruising altitude and he’s gonna put the top down. Instead of Peanuts, you
Q: Why did the clown cross the road? A: To find his rubber chicken.