Was Affected by the Stock Market Crash “He can’t come to the phone right now..he’s on the ledge.” “He won’t be in today…he was made an offer and he refused.” “He left the building and not via the elevator..if you catch my drift.” “I’m sorry, sir..she’s not in…she’s out digging
Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork. Baby is crying andcrying and father stork is trying to calm him. “Don’t worry Son, yourmother will come back. She’s only bringing people babies and making them happy.” The next night, its fathers turn to do the job.”Son, your
A monastery in the English countryside was having a hard time with its cash flow because of the dwindling number of monks available to help with all the work. Then one day two of the monks, who had been discussing the problem, suggested they open a fish and chips stand
Q: Why are blondes hurt by people’s words? A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
Things You’ll Never Hear A Man Say: Here honey, you use the remote. You know, I’d like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big. Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? That’s one movie I gotta see! While I’m up, can I get you anything? Honey since
An engineer, an experimental physicist, a theoretical physicist, and a philosopher were hiking through the hills of Scotland. Cresting the top of one hill, they see, on top of the next, a black sheep. The engineer says: “What do you know, the sheep in Scotland are black.” “Well, *some* of
I could have sworn I heard the can opener. Is there something I’m not getting when humans make noise with their mouths? Why doesn’t the government do something about dogs? I wonder if Morris really liked 9-Lives, or did he have ULTERIOR motives? Hmmm … If dogs serve humans, and