The garbage men were just about to leave the street when a girl came running out of the house carrying some cardboard boxes. ‘Am I too late for the garbage ?’ she called. ‘No,’ replied one of the men, ‘jump right in !’
Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies? A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.
You’re introduced to everyone as “The Minesweeper God”. You have visited every website in the world. You’re the Spelling Bee Coordinator in rural Alabama. You are the only one that is ready for the rush of ticket sales for that New Kids on the Block reunion tour. You’re able to
The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate embrace when therecame the sound of a key in the front door. The young lady broke awayat once, eyes wide with alarm.”Heavens,” she cried, “it’s my husband! Quick, jump out the window.”The young man, equally alarmed, made a quick step toward
Q. Why did Mrs. Smokey the Bear divorce Smokey the Bear? A. Because every time she got hot, he’d beat her with a shovel!
Harry was telling his friend about his holiday in Switzerland. His friend had never been to Switzerland and asked, ‘what did you think of the scenery ?’ ‘Oh, I couldn’t see much,’ Harry admitted. ‘There were all these mountains in the way.’
Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes? A: Because they’re simple, easy and they taste good.