Turtle to turtle: “Don’t ya just love the sound of rain on your roof?”
Freda: Boys whisper they love me. Fred: Well, they wouldn’t admit it out loud, would they?
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“Kiss me,” said the young lady urgently. “Please kiss me.”But the young man turned his head away, saying, “Of course not.How can I? I’m your own brother-in-law. Hell, we shouldn’teven be lying here making love.”
“This is my tryout for Nascar.” “I’ve got to get back to Amish Country before they realize that I am missing.” “That McDonald’s offer is for a Limited Time only and buddy, that could run out at ANYTIME!” “I’m trying to rush home for the new Hanson video debut on
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry a young girl of 20.Grandpa’s doctor tried to explain that at his age sex with a young girlcould be dangerous, even fatal. Grandpa, not the slightest bit perturbedreplied “Oh well, if she dies, I’ll just get myself another
Q: What did the emu say to the nurse? A: Mend her bones or walk the plank