Q: Why don’t blondes have elevator jobs? A: They don’t know the route.
“I got your community service right here pal!” “Boy your chamber sure does look different with the lights on.” “You couldn’t carry Wapner’s gavel you moron!” “You’re not as easy to buy as others said you were.” “No you robe wearing geek.” “I don’t suppose there’s a “You get me
Man to a woman: Do you know the difference between a blowjob and a cheeseburger is?Woman: NoMan: Lets have lunch sometime…Sent by jim
Exasperated dragon on the field of battle: “Mother said there would be knights like this.”
A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she’d been driving the wrong way on a one-way street. Cop: Do you know where you were going? Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad ’cause all the people were leaving.
All of a sudden, she’s typing in a different font. Instead of hearing that lovely “You’ve Got Mail” statement when you use America OnLine, you hear “You Just Got Dumped!” Your connection to his server is constantly refused. You get a Dear John E-mai…Your name is Fred. They no longer
A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show. They got along verywell, and when he asked her if she would like to come up to his apartmentfor a drink she agreed. After they were at the apartment a while, heasked if he could give her an