Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You don’t. They’re born that way.
Spinach flavored Rice Cakes. Teeth removing Taffy Metamucil in a straw Ex-Lax Brownies Caramel Covered Zucchini Colored Crisco on a Stick Hot steaming bowl of pumpkin guts Chocolate Covered Prunes A Handful of Red Man Anything that ticks!
Mama bear to Papa bear: “Well… You might call it hibernating — I call it ‘goofing off’.”
Q: How does a blonde commit suicide? A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.
Keeps trying to sell you extra teeth. His restrooms are labeled “Bleeders” and “Non-Bleeders” Pumps gas into the waiting room in advance. Does an extensive search for cavities…dental and body. He…ummm..licks his tools clean. Gets mad when you mention that 4 out of 5 dentists surveyed line. When you come
A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her family doctor. “Young lady,” the doctor began, “you’re pregnant.””But that can’t be. The only men I’ve been with are nudists and in, our colony we practice sex only with our eyes.””Well my dear,” said the doctor, “someone in
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter. The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him. Even the