Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting on a bench in the park. Johnny asked, “Grandpa are you going to take that new Viagra?”Grandpa looks at him and says “No Johnny, I will not.””But Grandpa, why?” asks little Johnny. Grandpa replies. “Because there is no sense in putting lead in your
Q. What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle? A. Wheeeee!!!!!
Sharon: I’m so homesick. Sheila: But this is your home! Sharon: I know and I’m sick of it.
Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?? A: Because they can understand them.
John pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Brian where he’d first had sex.”It was right down there by that tree. I remember the day plainly. It was a warm summer day. She and I were so much in love. We walked down to the
One day Mullah was beating his donkey in a remote place. A man saw him and asked: why are you beating the poor animal. Sorry, said Mullah, is it a member of your family?
My brother’s looking for a girlfriend. Trouble is, he can’t find a girl who loves him as much as he loves himself.