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Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms.The first dwarf not only can’t get a hard-on, but all night he hasto listen to the other dwarf and the other hooker grunting “One,two three, uhh…one, two three, uhh…” In the morning, the seconddwarf says to the
A fish walks into a bar, the bartender asks, “What would you like?” the fish says holding his neck, “Water”.
Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer? A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold.
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Look over there! Said the frightened skunk to his pal. “There’s a human with a gun, and he’s getting closer and closer! What are we going to do?” To which the second skink calmly replied, “Let us spray .”
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