Drive through the drive thru in reverse and let your passenger order. Ask prices of everything on the menu then order something that you did not ask the price for. Pretend like your window is broken. Tell the employee this. Order with your door open, pay with your door open.
Waiter, what’s this fly doing in my soup? Um, looks to me to be backstroke, sir
In-depth knowledge of bizarre pasta shapes Unembarrassed to wear fur. No need to worry about tax returns Glorious military history… well, until about 400 a.d. Can wear sunglasses inside Political stability Flexible working hours Live near the Pope Country run by Sicilian murderers
Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password. It’s her turn to guess the word. Voice Over: And the password is. . . black dick! Nancy: Um. . . is it a place? Her partner: No. Nancy: Is it a person? Her partner: No. Nancy: Hmm, then it must be
Customer: Give me a hot dog. Waiter: With pleasure. Customer: No, with mustard.
Did you hear the one about the phoney Cupid? He was totally bow-gus!
Q: How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs? A: She fell out of the tree.