Q: Did you hear what the blonde who was opening a new bar said when her lawyer explained to her that she needed a liquor license? A: “Oh, it’s not gonna be THAT kind of a bar. That’s disgusting!”
A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip.Upon arriving, he is visibly puzzled filling his visaapplication. The border official look s over his shoulder,and sees the tourist trying to write ‘Twice a week’ intothe small space labeled ‘SEX’. The official explains: “No, no, no. That is not what
Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup! No sir, that’s a cockroach, the fly is on your steak.
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN ? A: She didn’t know what ONE came first…
It beats being an American. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground. You can play hockey 12 months a year, outdoors. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground Where else can you travel 1000 miles over
Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup! Don’t worry sir, the spider on the breadroll will get ’em.
Q: How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek? A: One.