Waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Sorry sir, maybe I’ve forgotten it when I removed the other three.
Camper: There’s a leak over my bunk! Counselor: That’s what we said in the camp ads. Running water in every cabin!
Q: Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low? A: She thought it was Diet Coke.
People have been complaining about the rising price of gasoline recently, but I have always thought that gas was a good value (especially if you were to take the $0.30, $0.40 per gallon tax off at the pump)! Obviously others need a little convincing. So the article in this week’s
Did you hear about the guy who died of Viagra overdose? They couldn’t close his casket.
Waiter, there is a fly in my soup! I know, but unfortunately we are out of turtle.
Camper: There’s a leak over my bunk! Counselor: Shh! Don’t make such a fuss. Soon everyone will want one.