The Counselor was talking to the campers about safety. She said ‘Don’t climb any trees. If you fall down and break a leg, don’t come running to me!’
The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway. You were born somewhere else. You know how to eat an artichoke. The primary bugs that you worry about are electronic. Your car has bulletproof windows. Left is right and right is wrong. Your monthly house payments exceed your annual
How long does it take for a woman to orgasm? Who cares?
Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup! Surely not, sir. It must be one of those vitamin bees you hear so much about.
The Counselor was greeting the new campers. ‘So you decided to come to camp,’ she said to one. ‘Nope,’ the camper answered. ‘I was sent to camp!’
Q: Why don’t blondes like buttered toast? A: They can’t figure out which side the butter goes on.
29 Members of Congress have been accused of spousal abuse. 7 Have been arrested for fraud. 19 Have been accused of writing bad checks. 117 Have bankrupted at least two businesses. 3 Have been arrested for assault. 71 Have credit reports so bad they can’t qualify for a credit card.