So the elephant says to the naked man . . .”You breathe through that little thing?”
Waiter, there’s a dead fly in my soup! Yes sir, it’s the hot water that kills them.
The head Counselor gathered all the campers together. To get their attention, the Counselor called out, ‘Order! Order!’ In a flash someone shouted out, ‘Hamburger, coke and fries!’
Q: Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge? A: In case she wanted black coffee.
Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and addresses of people you don’t know. Fool other drivers into thinking you have an expensive car phone by holding an old TV or video remote control up to your ear and occasionally swerving across the road
The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him for an examination.”Mrs. Brown,” he said, “I have some good news for you.”The woman said, “I’m glad of that doctor, but I’m Miss Brown,””Miss Brown,” said the doctor without changing expression, “I have bad news for you.”
Waiter, there’s a fly swimming in my soup! Then we’ve served you too much soup, the fly should be wading