Q: Why do blondes put rulers on their foreheads? A: They want to measure their intelligence.
Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes. That way if they get angry they’ll be a mile away — and barefoot. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before. My
Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend. Ed and Ted slept in one tent while the wives used the other.At about three in the morning, Ted woke up and yelled, “Wow, unbelievable!”Which woke Ed.”What’s going on?” said Ed.”I’ve got to go to the other tent and find
Waiter, there’s a dead fly in my soup! What do you expect for $1 – a live one?
At the end of camp, Julie won the prize for neatest trunk. Her mother was amazed. ‘How did your trunk get so neat?’ she asked her messy daughter. ‘It was easy,’ said Julie. ‘I just never unpacked!’
I wonder what happened to that dumb blonde I went out with. I dyed my hair !
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