It seems that Ken Starr is dropping all sexual allegations against President Clinton. It all stems from the Paula Jones case. The spokesperson remarked that it would be impossible for a woman witha six inch nose to give a blow job to a person with a three inch dick.
Waiter, waiter, there’s a bee in my soup. Yes Sir, it’s the fly’s day off.
On the last day of camp everyone was asked the same question: ‘What is the best part of the camp?’ One wise guy answered, ‘Going home!’
Q: Why do blondes stand under light bulbs? A: It’s the closest they’ll come to a bright idea.
There is no such thing as child-proofing your house. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. A 4 years-old’s voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant. 4 If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling
Waiter, what’s this fly doing in my soup? It’s fly soup sir!
New camper: I thought you said this camp has no mosquitoes. Old camper: That’s right. These mosquitoes come from the camp down the road!