Sammy: My parents are sending me to camp. Tammy: Why? Do you need a vacation? Sammy: No. They do!
Q.) What would you call a bunch of blondes stacked on top of each other? A.) An air mattress.
You find yourself listening to talk radio. You daughter says she got pierced and you look at her ears. The pattern on your shorts and couch match. You fondly remember your powder blue leisure suit. You think Tragically Hip is when a middle-aged man gets a new sports car, hair
One day as Monica Lewinsky was walking along the beach awaiting her Senate trial testimony, she came upon an ornate bottle that had washed up on shore. Curious, she picked it up, brushed off the sand, and lo and behold a genie popped out.”Greetings, Miss Lewinsky,” the genie said. “Since
Waiter, I’d like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream. I’m sorry, sir, but we’re out of cream. How about with no milk?
One day the counsellor got a phone call. It was from a camper who had been at camp the summer before. The old camper said, ‘I thought of camp yesterday.’ ‘Why?’ the counsellor asked. ‘Where were you?’ ‘At the garbage dump!’ the old camper answered.
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness.” Bo! Bo! Come back with that. Bad dog! Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what’s that? Hand me that… uh… that uh… that thingy there. Oh no! Where’s my Rolex.