Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down. Insist that the caller is really your buddy Leon, playing a joke. “Come on Leon, cut it out! Seriously, Leon, how’s your momma?” Tell the telemarketer you are busy at the moment and ask them if
Waiter, I can’t seem to find any oysters in this oyster soup. Would you expect to find angels in angel cake?
Steve wrote home. ‘I’m glad you named me Steve,’ he said in the letter. ‘Why?’ asked his mother in her reply. ‘Because that’s what all the kids at camp call me,’ he wrote back.
Q.) What happens when a Blonde eats a mosquito? A.) She has more brain cells in her stomach than her head.
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus. A few fries short of a Happy Meal. An experiment in Artificial Stupidity. A few beers short of a six-pack. A few peas short of a casserole. The wheel’s spinning, but the hamster’s dead. One Fruit
A group of cowboys were branding some cattle. While they were out the cooksaw a sheep tied to a post. Thinking it was for that nights dinner hecooked it. That night after dinner the cowboys were all sulking andignoring the cook. He pulled one aside and asked, “Did I screw
Waiter, what is this stuff? That’s bean salad sir. I know what it’s been, but what is it now?