And how did you find your steak sir? Well, quite accidentally. I moved this tomato slice and there it was
Pierre was a camper from France. In his honour, Jenny sang a French song in the talent show. But she didn’t sing very well. ‘Does that make you homesick?’ someone asked Pierre. ‘No,’ he answered. ‘Just sick sick!’
Q: Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week? A: So you don’t have to retrain them every Monday.
…there’s a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is nowhere to be found? …you buy an answering machine so you won’t miss any calls, and then everyone hangs up when they hear the machine answer? …there’s a cop car in sight and everyone thinks they
Waiter, your tie is in my soup! That’s all right, sir, it’s not shrinkable.
Meg’s mother was visiting her daughter at camp. ‘How did you find the steak dinner?’ she asked. ‘With a magnifying glass!’
Q: Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders? A: So they don’t get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying “I don’t know?” whenever you ask them a question.