Terry and Debbie were camping with their parents deep in the woods. ‘How far is it to town?’ Terry wanted to know. ‘Six miles,’ said Debbie. ‘That’s too far to walk,’ Terry replied. ‘It’s not too bad,’ Debbie said. ‘We can each walk three miles!’
“Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.” “How could two people as beautiful you have such an ugly baby?” “I’ve always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. After having met you, I’ve changed my mind.” “I must admit, you brought Religion in
Waiter: These are the best eggs we’ve had for years. Diner: Well, bring me some you haven’t had around for that long.
John was hard at work with the broom in his family’s tent. His mother came in and said, ‘That’s nice. Are you sweeping out the tent?’ ‘No,’ John answered. ‘I’m sweeping out the dirt.’
Q: What thoughts do Blondes have after reading these jokes? A: None, as usual… and they most likely didn’t understand them either.
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On the side of his mower you notice the stenciled silhouettes of thirteen cats. Stops frequently to nap inside the grass-catcher. Always trying to impress you by stopping the mower blades with his head. You notice him
Mary went to Jill’s place to tell her about a horrible experience she’dhad the previous night with this bloke she brought home.”Well, what happened when you got there?” Jill asked “The bastard called me a slut!” Mary said.”And what did you do then?” Jill asked, shocked.”I told him to get