You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved and you don’t have a clue as to when it happened. Your bookmark list takes 15 minutes to go from top to bottom. Your nightmares are in HTML and GIFS. You turn off your modem and get
Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache.”I’ve got a beaut cure for a headache,” said his mate Trev. “Whenever I have a headache I head home and I get my wife to give me a long, slow, wet blowjob. Never fails.”A week went by
Waiter, waiter! What’s this creepy crawly thing doing in my dinner? Oh, that one ? he comes here every night.
Dawn was breaking over the camp grounds. Tony and Steve were lying in their tent. ‘That was a terrible thunder and lightening storm last night,’ Tony announced. Steve turned to him and said, ‘Why didn’t you wake me up? You know I can’t sleep during a storm!’
You didn’t find out that nothing happened for a week because you were holed up in your cellar. You don’t have to go to the grocery store for a year. You invited the local football team over to eat twice this week, and you still have food left! You have
Two men are discussing the age old question: who enjoys sex more, the man or the woman? A woman walks by and listens in for awhile and then interrupts: “Listen you guys. You know when your ear itches and you put in your little finger and wiggle it around for
Waiter, waiter! There’s a spider in my soup. Send for the manager! It’s no good, sir, he’s frightened of them, too.