Hear about the blonde explorer? She bought a piece of sandpaper thinking it was a map of the Sahara Desert.
Customer: Waiter, this soup tastes funny. Waiter: So laugh, sir.
How is a bell obedient? It sounds off only when it is told (tolled).
The AOL car would have a TOP speed of 40 MPH yet have a 200 MPH speedometer. The AOL car would come equipped with a NEW and fantastic 8-Track tape player. The car would often refuse to start and owners would just expect this and try again later. The windshield
How much is 5Q and 5Q? 10Q. “You’re welcome. “
They told me at the blood bank that this might happen. This is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to. I was working smarter – not harder. Whew! I must have left the top off the whiteout. I
Back in the good ole days in Texas, when stage coaches and the like werepopular, there were three people in a stage coach one day: a true red blooded born and raised Texas gentleman, a tenderfoot city slicker from back East, and a beautiful and well endowed Texas lady. The