Waiter, waiter, this lobster’s only got one claw. It must have been in a fight, sir. Then bring me the winner.
What is every blonde’s ambition in life? To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
As Hostage Taker: Demand to speak only with FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana Scully. Have one of the hostages hold your gun while you make a quick trip to the bathroom. Let one hostage go to the bathroom. When he doesn’t return, send the others to see what’s taking
Old Chinese proverb:Rape impossible!Woman with skirt up run faster than man with trousers down!
I say waiter, there’s a fly in my soup! Well throw him a doughnut – they make fantastic life belts!
Did you hear the one about the blonde that had a problem with her bed? She couldn’t find a knife large enough to apply the bed spread.
Waiter, waiter! There’s a mosquito in my soup. Don’t worry sir, mosquitoes have very small appetites !