A little girl asks her father, “where do little girls come from?” The father says, “they come from a hard-on.” The little girl then asks her father, “where does a hard-on come from?” The father says, “little girls!”
Waiter, waiter! There’s a wasp in my dessert. So that’s where they go to in the winter.
You say “the city” and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. You secretly envy cabbies for their driving skill. You have never been to the Statue of Liberty or the Empire State Building. You can get into a four-hour argument about how to get from Columbus Circle to
A young girl is speaking with her father.”Daddy, what’s that between your legs?””That’s my hedgehog.””Wow, it’s got a massive cock.”
If you need a loan, who do you see in the bank? The Loan Arranger (Lone Ranger).
Well, how ’bout that?…I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for directions. You know Pumpkin, now that you’re thirteen, you’ll be ready for unchaperoned car dates. Won’t that be fun? Here’s a credit card and the keys to my new car-GO CRAZY. What do you mean you
While away at a convention, an executive happened to meet a young woman who was pretty and intelligent. When he persuaded her to disrobe in his hotel room, he found out she had a superb body as well. Unfortunately, the executive found himself unable to perform.On his first night home,