Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell’s Angels motorcyclists. You’ve been at work 3 hours before you notice that your fly is open or your blouse unbuttoned. Your twin sister forgets your birthday. Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles. You call the suicide prevention
A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor.They could not get the draw bridges down for a week.
Customer: How come the Board of Health hasn’t come in and closed you up? Waiter: They’re afraid to eat here.
Broken Bag-O-Glass Dr. Kevorkian First Aid Kit Jeffrey Domhers Easy Bake oven and cookbook Timothy McVays home Chemistry set Switchblade Barney Pork-n-Beany Babies Make your own moonshine kit Mike Tyson Doll (with ear biting action)
“Doctor, I need your help,” the woman says. “What seems to be the problem?” “My husband just doesn’t satisfy me sexually. What can I do?” “Hmmm. That’s a bit out of my league. Has HE seen a doctor?” “Yes, he has. He is perfectly OK. He just isn’t enough for
Customer: Do you have bacon and eggs on the menu: Waiter: No, we clean our menus regularly.
You can achieve a “Runner’s High” by sitting up. The Sun is too loud. Trees begin to chase you. You begin to explore the possibility of setting up an I.V. drip solution of espresso. You wonder if brewing is really a necessary step for the consumption of coffee. You can