The morning after their honeymoon night, Julie says to herhusband, “you know, You’re really a lousy lover!”Her husband replies, “How would you know after only 30 seconds?”
Customer: I didn’t order this. Waiter: I know, but your meal tastes worse.
They’re perfectly matched. He’s blinded by love and her looks are out of sight !
What do you mean today’s our anniversary? Can we not talk to each other tonight? I’d rather just watch TV. Ohh, this diamond ring is way too big!! And for our honeymoon we’re going fishing in Alaska! Aww, don’t stop for directions, I’m sure you’ll be able to figure out
Two young brothers, aged 5 and 6, are listening through the keyhole as their older sister is getting it on with her new boyfriend.They hear her say, “Oh, Jim, you’re going where no man has gone before!”The six-year-old says to his brother, “He must be fucking her up the ass!”
Customer: How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered? Waiter: Well, you know how slow turtles are.
Did you hear about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her.