Customer: This fish isn’t as good as what I ordered here last month. Waiter: That’s funny. It’s from the same fish.
How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb? Four. One to hold the bulb, and three to try and remember the combination.the dentist, “what kind of filling would you like for that tooth?” “Chocolate, please,” replied the youngster.
These two blondes walk into a building. You’d think one of them would have seen it.
1. No matter what my problem is, it’s the fault of someone other than myself, and the appropriate response is to find that person and kill him with my bare hands. 2. To be truly attractive, a woman must wear high heels and an outfit so tight you can tell
Don was looking for a little “action.” He picked up a sweet young thang at the bar and took her back to his hotel room. Little did he know she was damn near a nymphomaniac. After six times, she was screaming for more. After the *eighth* time, Don told her
Customer: There’s something wrong with my hot dogs. Waiter: Sorry, I’m a waiter, not a veterinarian.
Where do mermaids go to see movies? …The dive-in