Customer: Waiter, I found a hair in my turtle soup. Waiter: How about that! The turtle and the hare finally got together.
Q: Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love? A: They got married in the spring.
A man goes to a doctor and says:”Doctor, it’s embarassing, but every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm.””Gee, what are you taking for it?””Snuff.”
Customer: Waiter, I can’t eat this meal. Waiter: Why not? It looks all right to me. Customer: I don’t have a fork.
A husband and wife were shopping when the wife said, “Darling, its my mother’s birthday tomorrow. What shall we buy for her? She would like something electric.” The husband replied, “How about a chair?!?”
10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking. 9. Today is our what? 8. Okay, let’s celebrate, but do we have to celebrate together? 7. I thought we only celebrated important events? 6. You can celebrate anniversaries with your next husband. 5. You don’t like what
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and asked for the honeymoon suite.”Do you have reservations?” asked the desk clerk.”Only one, ” replied the groom, “she won’t take it up the ass.”