Customer: What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup? Waiter: Probably learning to read.
There once was a German schoolteacher. She went to England to teach. When she arrived at the boardinghouse, she wanted to use the bathroom of the Water Closet. She sent a note with a messenger boy to the host asking where the WC was, thinking that the house knew what
by : Scott Corliss 1. The Communist Manifesto as read by Ronald Reagan 2. The Torah as read by Louis Farrakhan 3. The Koran as read by Sammy Davis Junior 4. The Bible as read by Madeleine Murray O’Hare 5. Walden as read by James Watt 6. The Anarchist’s Cookbook
Customer: Waiter, this food is repeating on me. Waiter: Good, we love repeat business.
Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio? It took her a month to realize she could play it at night…
by : Tina Mancuso and Paul Coen 10. Watch the bag fill. 9. Hyperventilate. 8. Pull the tube out of the bag and drink from it. 7. Race to see who fills their bag first (requires two or more people). 6. Puncture the bag near the top and see whether
Customer: Waiter, there’s a button in my salad. Waiter: It must have come off while the salad was dressing.