You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant for entertainment purposes only. 1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say “oh geez, better get cracking” and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few
Cop coming upon a young couple making out….Cop: What the hell are you two doing?Boy: We’re necking.Cop: Well stick your neck back in your pants and get out of here.
Customer: Why does your sign say “Fine Dining”? Waiter: We can dream, can’t we?
So one day, Gramma sent her grandson Johnny down to the water hole to get some water for cooking dinner. As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes looking back at him. He dropped the bucket and hightailed it for Gramma’s kitchen. “Well now, where’s my
How do you plant dope? Bury a blonde.
10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the Earth. 9. Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you. 8. The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat. 7. Your idea of cutting back is less salt. 6. You can focus better
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!